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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
I think somebody should come up with a way to breed a very large shrimp. That way, you could ride him, then after you camped at night, you could eat him. How about it, science
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George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman (1903) "Maxims for Revolutionists"
Take care to get what you like or you will be forced to like what you get.
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Friedrich Nietzsche
Insanity in individuals is something rare - but in groups, parties, nations and epochs, it is the rule.
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Theodore Roosevelt
In any moment of decision, the best thing you can do is the right thing. The worst thing you can do is nothing.
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Robert Jordan, The Wheel of Time
On the heights, all paths are paved with daggers.
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Oscar Wilde
Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship; and it is by far the best ending for one.
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Douglas Hostadter
It turns out that an eerie type of chaos can lurk just behind a facade of order -- and yet, deep inside the chaos lurks an even eerier type of order.
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny.
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William Shakespeare
Your face is a book, where men may read strange matters.
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Abraham Lincoln
Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.
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Elbert Hubbard
Religions are many and diverse, but reason and goodness are one.
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Fred Allen
California is a fine place to live--if you happen to be an orange.
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