Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

I think a good gift for the president would be a chocolate revolver. And since he's so busy, you'd probably have to run up to him and hand it to him.

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Jean Jacques Rousseau

People who know little are usually great talkers, while men who know much say little.

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Hector Berlioz

Every composer knows the anguish and despair occasioned by forgetting ideas which one had no time to write down.

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Mohammad

The ink of the scholar is more sacred than the blood of the martyr.

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Seve Ballesteros

I look into their eyes, shake their hand, pat their back, and wish them luck, but I am thinking, 'I am going to bury you.

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Mark Twain

The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.

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Paul Sweezy

The real danger from advertising is that it helps to shatter and ultimately destroy our most precious non-material possessions the confidence in the existence of meaningful purposes of human activity and respect for the integrity of man.

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Cyril Northcote Parkinson

The chief product of an automated society is a widespread and deepening sense of boredom.

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Woodrow Wilson

There is such a thing as a man being too proud to fight there is such a thing as a nation being so right that it does not need to convince others by force that it is right.

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Nikolai Gogol, 1836

It is no use to blame the looking glass if your face is awry.

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Lucretius

What is food to one man is bitter poison to others.

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Charles Dickens, The Old Curiosity Shop

I love these little people; and it is not a slight thing when they, who are so fresh from God, love us.

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