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Henny Youngman
When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say.
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Joseph Wood Krutch
Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want.
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Richard Cecil
We ought not to judge of men's merits by their qualifications, but by the use they make of them.
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Chinese Proverb
If you bow at all, bow low.
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Unknown
Family means too much, Friends are too valuable, And life is too short, To put-off sharing with people, How much they really mean to you, And pursuing whatever it is that makes you happy.
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Lawana Blackwell
True repentance means making amends with the person when at all possible.
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Jules Feiffer
The big mistake that men make is that when they turn thirteen or fourteen and all of a sudden they've reached puberty, they believe that they like women. Actually, you're just horny. It doesn't mean you like women any more at twenty-one than you did at ten.
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E. L. Doctorow
History is the present. That's why every generation writes it anew. But what most people think of as history is its end product, myth.
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Carl Sagan
If we long to believe that the stars rise and set for us, that we are the reason there is a Universe, does science do us a disservice in deflating our conceits
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Arnold Toynbee
America is a large friendly dog in a small room. Every time it wags its tail it knocks over a chair.
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
I remember one day I was at Grandpa's farm and I asked him about sex. He sort of smiled and said, 'Maybe instead of telling you what sex is, why don't we go out to the horse pasture and I'll show you.' So we did, and there on the ground were my parents having sex.
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Marysarah Quinn
A job is what we do for money work is what we do for love.
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