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Random Short Quotations - 158
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Quintilian
When we cannot hope to win, it is an advantage to yield.
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Latin
He alone is wise who can accommodate himself to all contingencies of life; but the fool contends, and struggling, like a swimmer, against the stream.
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Socrates
I know nothing except the fact of my ignorance.
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If you're ever selling your house, and some people come by, and a big rat comes out and he's dragging the rattrap because it didn't quite kill him, just tell the people he's your pet and that's a trick you taught him.
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Naked Gun From the Files of Police Squad
Frank oh, say can you see, buy the dawn's early light, what so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming. who's bright strips and broad stars, in the parelious night, o'er the rampart's we watched, as the da da, da, da, da, da, and the rocket's red glare, lots of bombs in the air, gave proof to the night, that we still had a flag, oh say does that spangle banner wave, over all-l-l-l-l that's free, over the home, of the land, and the land of the free
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If you think a weakness can be turned into a strength, I hate to tell you this, but that's another weakness.
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Kenneth Patton
The day I see a leaf is a marvel of a day.
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Mark Twain
Sacred cows make the best hamburger.
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Doyle ‘Wahoo’ Nicholson, USMC
There are only two types of aircraft – fighters and targets.
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Voltaire
The secret of being boring is to say everything.
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Bertrand Russell
Everything is vague to a degree you do not realize till you have tried to make it precise.
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
It's too bad that whole families have to be torn apart by something as simple as wild dogs.
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