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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
A funny thing is if you're out hiking and your friend gets bit by a poisonous snake, tell him you're going for help, then go about ten feet and pretend YOU got bit by a snake. Then start an argument about who's going to get help. A lot of guys will start crying. That's why it makes you feel good when you tell them it was just a joke.
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Eric Hoffer
Rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength.
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Robert Millikan
I conceive the essential task of religion to be to develop the consciences, the ideals, and the aspirations of mankind.
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Guy Goden
Celibacy is not hereditary.
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Shaquille ONeal
Excellence is not a singular act, but a habit. You are what you repeatedly do.
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W. H. Auden
Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can all of them make me laugh.
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Charles Baudelaire
Any healthy man can go without food for two days -- but not without poetry.
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English Proverb
Write down the advice of him who loves you, though you like it not at present.
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Emily Elizabeth Dickinson
That it will never come again is what makes life sweet.
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Oscar Wilde, as he sipped champagne on his deathbed
Alas, I am dying beyond my means.
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Niels Bohr
An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field.
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Anatole France, The Crime of Sylvestre Bonnard
People who have no weaknesses are terrible; there is no way of taking advantage of them.
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