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Steven Wright
There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
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Otto von Bismarck
Politics is the art of the possible. (originally, Die Politik ist die Lehre von Möglichen.)
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Major Rudolph Hoss, Auschwitz Gate
Arbeit macht frei. (Work sets you free).
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Aesop, The Ant and the Grasshopper
It is thrifty to prepare today for the wants of tomorrow.
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Robert Anson Heinlein
Your enemy is never a villain in his own eyes. Keep this in mind, it may offer a way to make him your friend. If not, you can kill him without hate--and quickly.
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George Bernard Shaw
I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation.
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John Calvin
The sum is, that the worship of God must be spiritual, in order that it may correspond with His nature. For although Moses only speaks of idolatry, yet there is no doubt but that by synecdoche, as in all the rest of the law, he condemns all fictitious services which men in their ingenuity have invented.
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John Ciardi
A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students.
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Elizabeth Barrett Browning
Measure not the work until the day's out and the labor done.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.
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Gary Zukav, "The Dancing Wu Li Masters"
Acceptance without proof is the fundamental characteristic of Western religion, rejection without proof is the fundamental characteristic of Western science.
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Paul Sadler
The goal of every married couple, indeed, every Christian home, should be to make Christ the Head, the Counselor and the Guide.
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