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Georg Christoph Lichtenberg
Don't judge a man by his opinions, but what his opinions have made of him.
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Frank L. Boyden
Work 'em hard, play 'em hard, feed 'em up to the nines and send 'em to bed so tired that they are asleep before their heads are on the pillow.
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Ovid
Love will enter cloaked in friendship's name.
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Samuel Johnson
You teach your daugthers the diameters of the planets and wonder when you are done that they do not delight in your company.
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Captain Lawrence Oates
I am just going outside and may be some time.
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Thomas H. Huxley
The great end of life is not knowledge but action.
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Arthur S. Hardy
For believe me, in this world which is ever slipping from under our feet, it is the prerogative of friendship to grow old with one's friends.
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Hugh White
When you make a mistake, don't look back at it long. Take the reason of the thing into your mind and then look forward. Mistakes are lessons of wisdom. The past cannot be changed. The future is yet in your power.
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Alain
The soul is that which denies the body. For example, that which refuses to run when the body trembles, to strike when the body is angry, to drink when the body is thirsty.
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Charles Haddon Spurgeon
Humility is to make a right estimate of one's self it is no humility for a man to think less of himself than he ought, though it might rather puzzle him to do that.
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Lawrence Peter Berra
If people don't want to come out to the ballpark, nobody's going to stop 'em
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Thomas Mann
As death, when we come to consider it closely, is the true goal of our existence, I have formed during the last few years such close relations with this best and truest friend of mankind, that his image is not only no longer terrifying to me, but is indeed very soothing and consoling And I thank my God for graciously granting me the opportunity...of learning that death is the key which unlocks the door to our true happiness.
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