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Ausonius
He who does not know how to be silent will not know how to speak.
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Evan Davis
Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in.
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Napoleon Bonaparte
History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon.
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Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire
As long as people believe in absurdities, they will continue to commit atrocities.
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Wallace Stevens
The summer night is like a perfection of thought.
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Lyndon B. Johnson
I knew from the start if I left a woman I really loved -- the Great Society -- in order to fight that bitch of a war in Vietnam then I would lose everything at home. My hopes my dreams.
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Judy Garland
Always be a first-rate version of yourself, instead of a second-rate version of somebody else.
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Blaise Pascal
Let us weigh the gain and the loss in wagering that God is, but let us consider the two possibilities. If you gain, you gain all if you lose you lose nothing. Hesitate not, then, to wager that He is.
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Napoleon Bonaparte
A man will fight harder for his interests than for his rights.
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Oscar Wilde
I like persons better than principles, and I like persons with no principles better than anything else in the world.
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Arthur C. Clarke
There is hopeful symbolism in the fact that flags do not wave in a vacuum.
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E.M. Cioran
The history of ideas is the history of the grudges of solitary men.
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