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Random Funny Quotes - 48
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Calvin Trillin
Marriage is not merely sharing the fettucini, but sharing the burden of finding the fettucini restaurant in the first place.
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Juvenal
A healthy mind in a healthy body.
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Marcus Tullius Cicero
While there's life, there's hope.
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Robert Wubbolding
To fail to plan is to plan to fail.
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C. C. Colton
How small a portion of our life it is that we really enjoy! In youth we are looking forward to things that are to come; in old age we are looking backward to things that are gone past; in manhood, although we appear indeed to be more occupied in things that are present, yet even that is too often absorbed in vague determinations to be vastly happy on some future day when we have time.
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Karl Barth
It is always the case that when the Christian looks back, he is looking at the forgiveness of sins.
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John Dean
An answer is always a form of death.
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Jim
The truth which makes men free is for the most part the truth which men prefer not to hear.
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John Kerry
I would rather be the candidate of the NAACP than the NRA.
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Joe Namath
When you have confidence, you can have a lot of fun. And when you have fun, you can do amazing things.
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Ludwig Wittgenstein
If people never did silly things, nothing intelligent would ever get done.
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Rita Mae Brown
You can't be truly rude until you understand good manners.
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