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Kenich Ohmae
It is hard to let old beliefs go. They are familiar. We are comfortable with them and have spent years building systems and developing habits that depend on them. Like a man who has worn eyeglasses so long that he forgets he has them on, we forget that the world looks to us the way it does because we have become used to seeing it that way through a particular set of lenses. Today, however, we need new lenses. And we need to throw the old ones away.
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Will Durant
One of the lessons of history is that nothing is often a good thing to do and always a clever thing to say.
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Sir Winston Churchill
The British nation is unique in this respect. They are the only people who like to be told how bad things are, who like to be told the worst.
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Charles Caleb Colton
To know a man, observe how he wins his object, rather than how he loses it; for when we fail our pride supports us; when we succeed, it betrays us.
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Paul Sweeney
True success is overcoming the fear of being unsuccessful.
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Dave Barry
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base.
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Sir Winston Churchill
All great things are simple, and many can be expressed in single words: freedom, justice, honor, duty, mercy, hope.
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Niels Henrik David Bohr
The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. The opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth.
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Saki, "The Square Egg", 1924
A little inaccuracy sometimes saves tons of explanation.
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Saint Augustine
A thing is not necessarily true because badly uttered, nor false because spoken magnificently.
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Anonymous, French slogan
I am a Marxist--of the Groucho tendency.
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Enrico Fermi
It is no good to try to stop knowledge from going forward. Ignorance is never better than knowledge.
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