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Vernon Law
Experience is the worst teacher it gives the test before presenting the lesson.
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David Joseph Schwartz
Think little goals and expect little achievements. Think big goals and win big success.
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Donald N. Smith, president of Burger King
The individual choice of garnishment of a burger can be an important point to the consumer in this day when individualism is an increasingly important thing to people.
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Voltaire
Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung.
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Terry Pratchett, Pyramids
What our ancestors would really be thinking, if they were alive today, is: Why is it so dark in here?
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Uffe Ellemann-Jensen, President, ELDR 1995-2000, Foreign Minister 1982-1993, Nordic Embassies in Berlin 23 September 2003
I cherish the Franco-German cooperation as one of the most important developments in post-war Europe. But I will not accept is as being so sacrosanct that the rest of us shall simply adapt to what is decided between Paris and Berlin.
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H. L. Mencken
Judge: a law student who marks his own papers.
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Mahatma Gandhi
It is better to be violent, if there is violence in our hearts, than to put on the cloak of nonviolence to cover impotence.
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Unknown
Life is too short to be sensible.
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Raymond Claud Ferdinan Aron
What passes for optimism is most often the effect of an intellectual error.
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Friedrich Nietzsche
The essence of all beautiful art, all great art, is gratitude.
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Dame Rose Macaulay
It was a book to kill time for those who like it better dead.
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