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Judie Brown, President, American Life Lobby
We are totally opposed to abortion under any circumstances. We are also opposed to abortifacient drugs and chemicals like the Pill and the IUD, and we are also opposed to all forms of birth control with the exception of natural family planning.
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Billy Graham
Heaven is full of answers to prayer for which no one bothered to ask.
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Dwight D. Eisenhower
I never saw a pessimistic general win a battle.
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Fran Lebowitz
I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota.
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David Lloyd George
Don't be afraid to take a big step. You can't cross a chasm in two small jumps.
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Robert Louis Stephenson
The difficulty of literature is not to write, but to write what you mean not to affect your reader, but to affect him precisely as you wish.
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Dizzy Dean
It ain't braggin' if you can back it up.
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Thomas Paine
A thing moderately good is not so good as it ought to be. Moderation in temper is always a virtue; but moderation in principle is always a vice.
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Seneca
An unpopular rule is never long maintained.
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Stephen Jay Gould
The most important scientific revolutions all include, as their only common feature, the dethronement of human arrogance from one pedestal after another of previous convictions about our centrality in the cosmos.
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Godfather, The
Sonny Hey, whataya gonna do, nice college boy, eh Didn't want to get mixed up in the Family business, huh Now you wanna gun down a police captain. Why Because he slapped ya in the face a little bit Hah What do you think this is the Army, where you shoot 'em a mile away You've gotta get up close like this and bada-bing. you blow their brains all over your nice Ivy League suit.
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Homer
I too shall lie in the dust when I am dead, but now let me win noble renown.
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