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Nikos Kazantzakis
What, then is our duty It is to carefully distinguish the historic moment in which we live and to consciously assign our small energies to a specific battlefield. The more we are in phase with the current which leads the way, the more we aid man in his difficult, uncertain, danger-fraught ascent toward salvation.
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Gloria Steinem
At my graduation, I thought we had to marry what we wished to become. Now you are becoming the men you once would have wished to marry.
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Horace Walpole
This world is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those who feel.
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Epictetus
If you do not wish to be prone to anger, do not feed the habit give it nothing which may tend to its increase.
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J. R. R. Tolkien
There I lay staring upward, while the stars wheeled over... Faint to my ears came the gathered rumour of all lands: the springing and the dying, the song and the weeping, and the slow everlasting groan of overburdened stone.
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
As we were driving, we saw a sign that said 'Watch For Rocks.' Marta said it should read 'Watch For PRETTY Rocks.' I told her she should write in her suggestion to the highway department, but she started saying it was a joke---just to get out of writing a simple letter And I thought I was lazy
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Alan Alda
The creative is the place where no one else has ever been. You have to leave the city of your comfort and go into the wilderness of your intuition.
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Eugene Ionesco
Explanation separates us from astonishment, which is the only gateway to the incomprehensible.
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Rebecca West
The main difference between men and women is that men are lunatics and women are idiots.
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Will Rogers
There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.
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Seneca
Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity.
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Charles Caleb Colton
We may lay in a stock of pleasures, as we would lay in a stock of wine; but if we defer tasting them too long, we shall find that both are soured by age.
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