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Oscar W. Firkins
Humor is not a postscript or an incidental afterthought it is a serious and weighty part of the world's economy. One feels increasingly the height of the faculty in which it arises, the nobility of things associated with it, and the greatness of services it renders.
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Sophocles, Tiresias. Oedipus the King 315
How terrible it is to have wisdom when it does not benefit those who have it.
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Sir Thomas More
Rules only make sense if they are both kept and broken. Breaking the rule is one way of observing it.
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Ellen Metcalf
You have to recognize when the right place and the right time fuse and take advantage of that opportunity. There are plenty of opportunities out there. You can't sit back and wait.
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Emo Phillips
At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote.
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Geri Weitzman
Sometimes you gotta create what you want to be a part of.
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William Stubbs
To sit alone with my conscience will be judgment enough for me.
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C. S. Lewis
Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art... it has no survival value; rather is one of those things that give value to survival.
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Michel de Montaigne
We have more poets thatnjudges and interpreters of poetry. It is easier to write an indifferent poem that to understand a good one.
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Flannery O\'Connor
Poorly written novels--no matter how pious and edifying the behavior of the characters--are not good in themselves and are therefore not really edifying.
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Charles Caleb Colton
When you have nothing to say, say nothing.
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Joan Baez
You don't get to choose how you're going to die, or when. You can decide how you're going to live now.
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