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Ethel Barrymore
For an actress to be a success, she must have the face of a Venus, the brains of a Minerva, the grace of Terpsichore, the memory of a MaCaulay, the figure of Juno, and the hide of a rhinoceros.
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Persian Proverb
One pound of learning requires ten pounds of common sense to apply it.
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Leonard Nimoy
Greetings, I am pleased to see that we are different. May we together become greater than the sum of both of us.
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Jamiroquai, Virtual Insanity
It’s a wonder man can eat at all, when things are big that should be small.
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William Hazlitt
If I have not read a book before, it is, for all intents and purposes, new to me whether it was printed yesterday or three hundred years ago.
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Flip Wilson
Funny is an attitude.
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CaddyShack
Sandy Carl I want you to kill all the gophers on the golf course Carl Spackler Correct me if I'm wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers they'll lock me up and throw away the key. Sandy Not golfers, you great fool. Gophers. THE LITTLE BROWN, FURRY RODENTS. Carl Spackler We can do that. We don't even need a reason.
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William Shakespeare, "Antony and Cleopatra", Act 2 scene 2
Small to greater matters must give way.
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Philip Crosby, Reflections on Quality
Selecting the right person for the right job is the largest part of coaching.
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Charles Schwab
The man who does not work for the love of work but only for money is not likely to make money nor find much fun in life.
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John Milton
Who overcomes by force hath overcome but half his foe.
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Jane Austen, Northanger Abbey, 1818
In every power, of which taste is the foundation, excellence is pretty fairly divided between the sexes.
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