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Peter\'s Almanac
It's hard to create humor because of the unfair competition from the real world.
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William S. Burroughs
Junk is the ultimate merchandise. The junk merchant does not sell his product to the consumer, he sells the consumer to the product. He does not improve and simplify his merchandise, he degrades and simplifies the client.
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Aleister Crowley
The essence of independence has been to think and act according to standards from within, not without. Inevitably anyone with an independent mind must become one who resists or opposes authority or established conventions: a rebel. If enough people come to agree with, and follow, the Rebel, we now have a Devil. Until, of course, still more people agree. And then, finally, we have --- Greatness.
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William Arthur Ward
It is wise to direct your anger towards problems -- not people; to focus your energies on answers -- not excuses.
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Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi
You must be the change you wish to see in the world.
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Margaret Mead
The mind is not sex-typed.
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Seneca, Epistles
You can tell the character of every man when you see how he receives praise.
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Fred Allen
The vice-president of an advertising agency is a bit of executive fungus that forms on a desk that has been exposed to conference.
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Ogden Nash
Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.
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Albert Einstein
The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
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Martina Horner, President of Radcliffe College
What is important is to keep learning, to enjoy challenge, and to tolerate ambiguity. In the end there are no certain answers.
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Dr. Maxwell Maltz
You can do only one thing at a time. I simply tackle one problem and concentrate all efforts on what I am doing at the moment.
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