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King Edward the Third
Evil to him who evil thinks.
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Dr. Seuss
If you have a brain in your head and feet in your shoes, you can steer youeself in any direction you choose.
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American Proverb
A contented mind is a continual feast.
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Anonymous
Write a wise saying and your name will live forever.
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Georges Bernanos
The first sign of corruption in a society that is still alive is that the end justifies the means.
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Aristotle, from Diogenes Laertius, Lives of Eminent Philosophers
Hope is a waking dream.
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Charles Dickens, A Tale of Two Cities
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to heaven, we were all doing direct the other way - in short, the period was so far like the present period, that some of its noisiest authorities insisted on its being received, for good or for evil, in the superlative degree of comparison only.
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Anne Lamott
Hope begins in the dark, the stubborn hope that if you just show up and try to do the right thing, the dawn will come. You wait and watch and work You don't give up.
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George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman (1903) "Maxims for Revolutionists"
Every man over forty is a scoundrel.
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Henry David Thoreau
The lawyer's truth is not Truth, but consistency or a consistent expediency.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
So much of our time is preparation, so much is routine, and so much retrospect, that the path of each man's genius contracts itself to a very few hours.
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Instead of trying to build newer and bigger weapons of destruction, mankind should be thinking about getting more use out of the weapons we already have.
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