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James Brady
For target shooting, that's okay. Get a license and go to the range. For defense of the home, that's why we have police departments.
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Henry David Thoreau
Whatever sentence will bear to be read twice, we may be sure was thought twice.
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John Barrymore
America is the country where you buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for one dollar and use it up in two weeks.
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Bob Marley
One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain.
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Peter De Vries
The murals in restaurants are on par with the food in museums.
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Brittany Murphy, Seventeen Magazine, September 2003
Everybody has difficult years, but a lot of times the difficult years end up being the greatest years of your whole entire life, if you survive them.
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Bob Conklin
If human beings are perceived as potentials rather than problems, as possessing strengths instead of weaknesses, as unlimited rather that dull and unresponsive, then they thrive and grow to their capabilities.
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Dale Carnegie
If you want to win friends, make it a point to remember them. If you remember my name, you pay me a subtle compliment; you indicate that I have made an impression on you. Remember my name and you add to my feeling of importance.
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Christian Longe
I love freedom for what I can do with it, I hate freedom for what I have done with it.
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Fran Lebowitz, Metropolitan Life, 1978
Humility is no substitute for a good personality.
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Leo C. Rosten
Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.
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Elie Weisel
Just as despair can come to one only from other human beings, hope, too, can be given to one only by other human beings.
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