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Lois McMaster Bujold
Some men just aren't cut out for paternity. Better they should realize it before and not after they become responsible for a son.
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Greek Proverb
The net of the sleeper catches fish.
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Zeno
The reason we have two ears and only one mouth, is that we may hear more and speak less.
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Henry Louis Mencken
Unquestionably, there is progress. The average American now pays out twice as much in taxes as he formerly got in wages.
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Cornelius Stam
Not only as each new year dawns, but constantly, persistently, the God of all grace urges His blood-bought children to give themselves to Him in complete surrender and so to prove to themselves how much more blessed it is to yield to His will than to indulge in their own.
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Terence
While there's life, there's hope.
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Charles Caleb Colton
Love lives on hope, and dies when hope is dead It is a flame which sinks for lack of fuel.
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Charles Ives
Awards are merely the badges of mediocrity.
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Sallust
They envy the distinction I have won; let them therefore, envy my toils, my honesty, and the methods by which I gained it.
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Samuel Butler
There are two great rules in life, the one general and the other particular. The first is that every one can in the end get what he wants if he only tries. This is the general rule. The particular rule is that every individual is more or less of an exception to the general rule.
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Hellen Keller
Character cannot be developed in ease and quiet. Only through experience of trial and suffering can the soul be strengthened, ambition inspired, and success achieved.
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Cosino DeGregrio
Beware the flatterer: he feeds you with an empty spoon.
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