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Darby Conley, Get Fuzzy, 2001
Sometimes its good to contrast what you like with something else. It makes you appreciate it even more.
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Aristotle
Poverty is the parent of revolution and crime.
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Kevin R. Hutson
Naturally intelligent people are like lumps of coal. Eventually, we turn into diamonds, And the people we once envied, turn into coal.
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Nelson Rockefeller
The chief problem with lower income farmers is poverty.
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Robert Fripp
Music is the wine that fills the cup of silence.
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W. Somerset Maugham
Love is a dirty trick played on us to achieve the continuation of the species.
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Sigmund Freud
Whoever loves becomes humble. Those who love have, so to speak, pawned a part of their narcissism.
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H. L. Mencken
Happiness is the china shop; love is the bull.
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Motto of the Mulvany family
Through struggle to the stars.
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e e cummings
It takes courage to grow up and turn out to be who you really are.
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H.H. Munro (Saki)
Monogamy is the Western custom of one wife and hardly any mistresses.
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James Earl Jimmy Carter, Jr.
For the first time in the history of our country the majority of our people believe that the next five years will be worse than the past five years.
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