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Socrates
If a rich man is proud of his wealth, he should not be praised until it is known how he employs it.
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Will Rogers
Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
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Frank Zappa
Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, use that something to support their own existence.
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Lyndon B. Johnson
Democracy is a constant tension between truth and half-truth and, in the arsenal of truth, there is no greater weapon than fact.
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Unknown
You can't make someone love you, and while you try, you lose the people who really care.
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Elbert Hubbard
A friend is one who knows you and loves you just the same.
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Kahlil Gibran
Rebellion without truth is like spring in a bleak, arid desert.
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Simonides, Epitaph for the Spartans who fell at Thermopylae
Go tell the Spartans, Passerby,
That here, obedient to their laws,
We lie.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
We are born believing. A man bears beliefs, as a tree bears beauty.
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Blaise Pascal
By a peculiar prerogative, not only each individual is making daily advances in the sciences, and may makes advances in morality, but all mankind together are making a continual progress in proportion as the universe grows older; so that the whole human race, during the course of so many ages, may be considered as one man, who never ceases to live and learn.
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Honduran Proverb
Grief shared is half grief; Joy shared is double joy.
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Jean Baptiste Rousseau
Readiness of speech is often inability to hold the tongue.
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