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Pirates of the Caribbean The Curse of the Black Pearl
Barbossa For too long I've been parched of thirst and unable to quench it. Too long I've been starving to death and haven't died. I feel nothing. Not the wind on my face nor the spray of the sea. Nor the warmth of a woman's flesh. You best start believing in ghost stories Miss Turner. You're in one.
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Ambrose Gwinett Bierce
Abstainer. A weak man who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.
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Jimmy Carter
We should live our lives as though Christ were coming this afternoon.
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Desiderius Erasmus
The pleasures which we most rarely experience give us the greatest delight.
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Sinclair Lewis
People will buy anything that is one to a customer.
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H. Jackson Brown Jr., O Magazine, December 2003
Strive for excellence, not perfection.
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George Ade
Anybody can win unless there happens to be a second entry.
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Arthur Schopenhauer
All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.
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Confucius
Better a diamond with a flaw than a pebble without.
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Thomas H. Huxley
God give me strength to face a fact though it slay me.
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Henny Youngman
My wife is a light eater ... as soon as it's light, she starts to eat.
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J. B. Priestley
Like its politicians and its wars, society has the teenagers it deserves.
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