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Ralph Kiner
There's a lot of heredity in that family.
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H. L. Mencken
When women kiss, it always reminds me of prizefighters shaking hands.
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Edward W. Howe
If you don't learn to laugh at troubles, you won't have anything to laugh at when you grow old.
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Isaac Bashevis Singer
People often say that humans have always eaten animals, as if this is a justification for continuing the practice. According to this logic, we should not try to prevent people from murdering other people, since this has also been done since the earliest of times.
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Let's be honest Isn't a lot of what we call tap dancing really just nerves
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Edith Wharton
Another unsettling element in modern art is that common symptom of immaturity, the dread of doing what has been done before.
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Confucius
What you do not want done to yourself, do not do to others.
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Sextus Propertius, Elegies
Let no one be willing to speak ill of the absent.
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Hob Broun
Realism...has no more to do with reality than anything else.
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Charles Dickens
Cheerfulness and contentment are great beautifiers and are famous preservers of youthful looks.
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Lauren Bacall
Imagination is the highest kite one can fly.
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Benjamin Franklin
A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats.
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