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Edwin Conklin
The probability of life originating from accident is comparable to the probability of the unabridged dictionary resulting from an explosion in a printing shop.
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W. C. Fields
Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.
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Leo Tolstoy
All happy families resemble one another, but each unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.
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Charles Chincholles
That all men should be brothers is the dream of people who have no brothers.
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Cristina Rose Schumacher
Do today, what you usually can't do and save the frequent and usual things for tomorrow.
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Albert Pike
Everything actual must also first have been possible, before having actual existence.
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Dr. Karl Bowman
Love is an obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage.
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Buddha
Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment.
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Seneca
As was his language so was his life.
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Proverbs 15:1
A soft answer turneth away wrath.
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Pittacus
Know the right moment.
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Rita Mae Brown
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.
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