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Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club
A minute of perfection was worth the effort. A moment was the most you could ever expect from perfection.
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Roald Dahl
Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
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Bill Cosby
Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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Elbert Hubbard
A committee is a thing which takes a week to do what one good man can do in an hour.
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Richard Harkness
What is a committee A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to do the unnecessary.
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Peg Bracken
Why does a small tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and s substantial tax cut save you thirty cents?
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The Talmud
A person will be called to account on Judgement Day for every permissible thing he might have enjoyed but did not.
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John Milton
I am a part of all that I have met.
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Charles Monroe Schultz
No problem is so formidable that you can't walk away from it.
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Linda R. Dominguez, How to Shine at Work, (McGraw-Hill)
Strength, courage and power do not exclude kindness, understanding and consideration. You can be strong and kind; you can be courageous and understanding; you can be powerful and considerate.
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Isaac Bashevis Singer
We know what a person thinks not when he tells us what he thinks, but by his actions.
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Blake Clark
Being in the army is like being in the Boy Scouts, except that the Boy Scouts have adult supervision.
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