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Doug Larson
If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.
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Elie Wiesel, Chicago Sun-Times, November 5, 2001
They were going to die. They knew it, and their last words were I love you. Even in great pain, their last words were of love... People who could have saved themselves and they ran back in to save others instead. If humanity is capable of that, how can I lose hope in humanity?
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e e cummings
The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
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Seneca
The most onerous slavery is to be a slave to oneself.
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Alfred Lord Tennyson
'Tis better to have loved and lost Than never to have loved at all.
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German proverb
Never give advice unless asked.
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Euripides
The company of just and righteous men is better than wealth and a rich estate.
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Lucille Ball
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
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Archibald MacLeish
The one man who should never attempt an explanation of a poem is its author. If the poem can be improved by it's author's explanations it never should have been published, and if the poem cannot be improved by its author's explanations the explanations are scarcely worth reading.
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Indian Proverb
Call on God, but row away from the rocks.
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Jean Rostand
To be an adult is to be alone.
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George Bernard Shaw
What is life but a seires of inspired follies The difficulty is to find them to do. Never lose a chance it doesn't come every day.
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