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A random selection of fabulous
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Random Funny Quotes - 30
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African Proverb
God conceals himself from the mind of man, but reveals himself to his heart.
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Robert Ingersoll
Anger is a wind which blows out the lamp of the mind.
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Walter Lippmann
The final test of a leader is that he leaves behind him in other men the conviction and the will to carry on.
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Leo Rosten
Acting is a form of deception, and actors can mesmerize themselves almost as easily as an audience.
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Amy Bloom
Intimacy is being seen and known as the person you truly are.
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Tom Gates
That we can comprehend the little we know already is mindboggling in itself.
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Socrates
Remember what is unbecoming to do is also unbecoming to speak of.
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
I think a good movie would be about a guy who's a brain scientist, but he gets hit on the head and it damages the part of the brain that makes you want to study the brain.
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Gilbert Keith Chesterton
Materialists and madmen never have doubts.
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Henry M. Jackson
America is not like a blanket -- one piece of unbroken cloth, the same color, the same texture, the same size. America is more like a quilt -- many patches, many pieces, many colors, many sizes, all woven and held together by a common thread.
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John Fitzgerald Kennedy
You never know what's hit you. A gunshot is the perfect way. (When asked how he would choose to die)
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Bruce Lee, Quotation from the book: (The Art of Jeet Kune Do) by Bruce Lee
The consciousness of self is the greatest hindrance to the proper execution of all physical action. There is no fixed teaching. All I can provide is an appropriate medicine for a particular ailment.
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