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Samuel Johnson
When I was as you are now, towering in the confidence of twenty-one, little did I suspect that I should be at forty-nine, what I now am.
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Aeschylus
When a man's willing and eager, the gods join in.
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Myron Tribus
Knowledge without know-how is sterile. We use the word 'academic' in a pejorative sense to identify this limitation.
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Willa Sibert Cather
The miracles of the church seem to me to rest not so much upon faces or voices or healing power coming suddenly near to us from afar off, but upon our perceptions being made finer, so that for a moment our eyes can see and our ears can hear what is there about us always.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
We are prisoners of ideas.
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Carl Gustav Jung
The least of things with a meaning is worth more in life than the greatest of things without it.
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George Bernard Shaw
Democracy is a device that ensures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.
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Mark Twain
Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.
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Jim Samuels
The United States is like the guy at the party who gives cocaine to everybody and still nobody likes him.
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Tom Bodett
They say a person needs just three things to be truly happy in this world: someone to love, something to do, and something to hope for.
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Mae West
Too much of a good thing is wonderful.
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Benjamin Disraeli, Speech, Edinburgh (1867)
Change is inevitable. In a progressive country change is constant.
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