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Anita Roddick
If you think you're too small to have an impact, try going to bed with a mosquito in the room.
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The Dhammapada
Better than power over all the earth, better than going to heaven and better than dominion over the worlds is the joy of the man who enters the river of life that leads to Non-Being.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
Hitch your wagon to a star.
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Jeff Melvoin
First I thought it was numbness, shock. The inability to believe that a just God could allow someone to destroy a gold mine of prehistoric knowledge for a year's worth of Salisbury steak...Life is a mystery. One man's life- altering experience is another man's tenderloin.
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Aldous Huxley, "Music at Night", 1931
After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music.
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Danny DeVito
There are two dilemmas that rattle the human skull How do you hang on to someone who won't stay And how do you get rid of someone who won't go
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Saint Francis de Sales
Nothing is so powerful as gentleness nothing is so gentle as true strength.
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Richard Byrd
A static hero is a public liability. Progress grows out of motion.
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Ron Dart
The objective of false prophets and teachers of whatever stripe is...the influence and control of the minds of men.
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Jane Addams, Speech, Honolulu (1933)
Civilization is a method of living, an attitude of equal respect for all men.
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Jesse Louis Jackson
Today's students can put dope in their veins or hope in their brains. ... If they can conceive it and believe it, they can achieve it. They must know it is not their aptitude but their attitude that will determine their altitude.
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Jane Wagner
Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself.
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