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Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire
All is for the best in the best of all possible worlds.
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Jef Raskin
Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.
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Martin Luther King
True compassion is more than flinging a coin to a beggar; it is not haphazard and superficial. It comes to see that an edifice that produces beggars needs restructuring.
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Oprah Winfrey
I finally realized that being grateful to my body was key to giving more love to myself.
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William Tecumseh Sherman
Vox populi, vox humbug.
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Michel de Montaigne
Fashion is the science of appearances, and it inspires one with the desire to seem rather than to be.
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Pauline Kael
Her only flair is in her nostrils.
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Colin Greenwood
In none of the cases examined in this study was the existence of these gun registration records of any assistance in detecting a crime and no one questioned during the course of this study could offer any evidence to establish the value of the system of registering weapons.
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Thomas Alva Edison
Restlessness and discontent are the first necessities of progress.
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Art Sims
This is the doctrine of justification. It is the wonderful fact that God imputes His righteousness to us and makes us immune to the condemnation of sin. Being justified, no sin can ever be imputed against us.
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Elbert Hubbard
Enthusiasm is the great hill-climber.
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William Jr. Strunk
Vigorous writing is concise.
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