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Euripides, Electra, 413 B.C.
I care for riches, to make gifts To friends, or lead a sick man back to health
With ease and plenty. Else small aid is wealth
For daily gladness; once a man be done
With hunger, rich and poor are all as one.
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Douglas Adams
Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast.
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Sir Laurence Olivier
Acting is a masochistic form of exhibitionism. It is not quite the occupation of an adult.
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Bertrand Russell
Every man, wherever he goes, is encompassed by a cloud of comforting convictions, which move with him like flies on a summer day.
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Christina G. Rossetti
In the bleak midwinter Frosty wind made moan, Earth stood hard as iron, Water like a stone Snow had fallen, snow on snow, Snow on snow, In the bleak midwinter, Long ago.
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Peter York
Rock and roll is the hamburger that ate the world.
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Dane Helmers
Some people say it is better to appear foolish than open your mouth and remove all doubt. I say if it is already thought then you have nothing to lose.
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Titus Maccius Plautus, Trinummus
Not by age but by capacity is wisdom acquired.
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Thomas Carlyle
True humor springs not more from the head than from the heart. It is not contempt; its essence is love. It issues not in laugther, but in still smiles, which lie far deeper.
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If you get invited to your first orgy, don't just show up nude. That's a common mistake. You have to let nudity 'happen.'
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Henry Peter Brougham
Education makes people easy to lead, but difficult to drive; easy to govern, but impossible to enslave.
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Daniel Webster
God grants liberty only to those who love it and are always ready to guard and defend it.
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