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Rita Mae Brown
I finally figured out the only reason to be alive is to enjoy it.
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Bob Dylan
A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and gets to bed at night, and in between he does what he wants to do.
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George Washington
We ought not to look back unless it is to derive useful lessons from past errors, and for the purpose of profiting by dear-brought experience.
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Robert Southey
It is not for man to rest in absolute contentment. He is born to hopes and aspirations as the sparks fly upward, unless he has brutified his nature and quenched the spirit of immortality which is his portion.
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Emo Philips
My schoolmates would make love to anything that moved, but I never saw any reason to limit myself.
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Maria Mitchell
We have a hunger of the mind which asks for knowledge of all around us; and the more we gain, the more is our desire. The more we see, the more we are capable of seeing.
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Instead of a Seeing Eye dog, what about a gun It's cheaper than a dog, plus if you walk around shooting all the time people are going to get out of the way. Cars, too
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Louis de Saint-Just
Keep cool and you command everybody.
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Miguel De Cervantes
Time ripens all things; no man is born wise.
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Robert Green Ingersoll
Colleges are places where pebbles are polished and diamonds are dimmed.
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Saint Thomas More, upon being executed
Friend, be not afraid of thy office, thou sendest me to God.
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Miriam Beard
Certainly, travel is more than the seeing of sights it is a change that goes on, deep and permanent, in the ideas of living.
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