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Joseph Heller

Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.


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Edith Hamilton

When the mind withdraws into itself and dispenses with facts it makes only chaos.


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Laurence J. Peter

America is a country that doesn't know where it is going but is determined to set a speed record getting there.


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Charlotte Bronte

Cheerfulness, it would appear, is a matter which depends fully as much on the state of things within, as on the state of things without and around us.


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John Berger

We can become anything. That is why injustice is impossible here. There may be the accident of birth, there is no accident of death. Nothing forces us to remain what we were.


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Vince Lombardi, Lombardi Winning is the only thing (by Jerry Kramer)

I will demand a commitment to excellence and to victory, and that is what life is all about.


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Plato, The Republic

Everything that deceives may be said to enchant.


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Michael Jackson, Man In The Mirror

If you wanna make the world a better place, take a look at yourself, then make that change.


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Graham Clarke

Los Angeles seems endlessly held between these extremes: of light and dark - of surface and depth. Of the promise, in brief, of a meaning always hovering on the edge of significance.


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Frank Lloyd Wright

Give me the luxuries of life and I will willingly do without the necessities.


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Albert Einstein

Imagination is more important than knowledge.


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Ralph Waldo Emerson

Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.



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