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Jesse Jackson, B.F.A. 1982
you may not be responsible for being down. but you are respinsible for getting up.
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William Shakespeare
Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind.
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Marquis de Sade
If the objects who serve us feel ecstacy, they are much more often concerned with themselves than with us, and our own enjoyment is consequently impaired. The idea of seeing another person experience the same pleasure reduces one to a kind of equality which spoils the unutterable charms that come from despotism.
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Roger Zelazny, The Courts of Chaos
My feelings would never change, but... now she was gone, and this thought meant more to me than the impending destruction of the world.
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Charles de Montesquieu
In the state of nature...all men are born equal, but they cannot continue in this equality. Society makes them lose it, and they recover it only by the protection of the law.
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Agnes Repplier
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals.
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Joe Murray
Marriage should be a duet -- when one sings, the other claps.
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Woody Allen
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
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Carl Gustav Jung
Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves.
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Arthur John Gossip
God is like the sun at high noon, always giving all he has.
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Andrew Carnegie
Surplus wealth is a sacred trust which its possessor is bound to administer in his lifetime for the good of the community.
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Frank McKinney Hubbard
Litigation A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
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