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Magneto You are a god among insects. Never let anyone tell you different.
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Thomas K. II Mattingly
It's very hard to take yourself too seriously when you look at the world from outer space.
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Will Rogers
Live your life so that whenever you lose, you are ahead.
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Amelia Earhart
Flying may not be all plain sailing, but the fun of it is worth the price.
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Sylvia Plath
There must be quite a few things a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them.
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Unknown
A lifetime is more than sufficiently long for people to get what there is of it wrong.
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Homer, The Iliad
Once harm has been done, even a fool understands it.
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Virgil
Whatever it is, I fear Greeks even when they bring gifts.
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Clifton Fadiman
For most men life is a search for the proper manila envelope in which to get themselves filed.
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Douglas Noel Adams
Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.
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Ronald Firbank
The world is so dreadfully managed, one hardly knows to whom to complain.
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Iggy Pop
Nihilism is best done by professionals.
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