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Oscar Wilde
Philanthropy is the refuge of rich people who wish to annoy their fellow creatures.
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John Trudell
Class is material consumed.
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Dante Alighieri
Through me you pass into the city of woeThrough me you pass into eternal painThrough me among the people lost for aye.Justice the founder of my fabric movedTo rear me was the task of power divine,Supremest wisdom, and primeval love.Before me things create were none, save thingsEternal, and eternal I shall endure.All hope abandon, ye who enter here.
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Samuel Goldwyn
A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad.
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Unknown
Be patient enough to live one day at a time, letting yesterday go and leaving tomorrow until it arrives.
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Lawrence Peter Berra
The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.
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Voltaire
It is forbidden to kill therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets.
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Ruth Stout
Working in the garden...gives me a profound feeling of inner peace.
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William Shakespeare
I have Immortal longings in me.
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George W. Bush, September 7, 2003
We have learned that terrorist attacks are not caused by the use of strength; they are invited by the perception of weakness. And the surest way to avoid attacks on our own people is to engage the enemy where he lives and plans. We are fighting that enemy in Iraq and Afghanistan today so that we do not meet him again on our own streets, in our own cities.
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Chuang Tzu
A well frog knows nothing of the ocean for it is bound by its space. The Spring insect knows nothing of the Winter because it is bound to a single season.
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John MacNaughton
Maturity begins to grow when you can sense your concern for others outweighing your concern for yourself.
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