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Mark Twain
Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
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Robert A. Heinlein
Progress isn't made by early risers. It's made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something.
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
When people say that the desert is lifeless, it just makes me want to grab them by the collar and yell, 'Why you stupid, stupid bastard' Then I drive them out into the desert to where the circus is, and point out the many forms of zebra and clown life.
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John Dryden
How can finite grasp infinity
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Horace
Seize today, and put as little trust as you can in tomorrow.
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Lady Mary Wortley Montagu
I despise the pleasure of pleasing people that I despise.
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Samuel Taylor Coleridge
He who begins by loving Christianity better than truth will proceed by loving his own sect or church better than Christianity, and end in loving himself better than all.
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Aristotle
This communicating of a man's self to his friend works two contrary effects for it redoubleth joys, and cutteth griefs in half.
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Anais Nin
When you make a world tolerable for yourself, you make a world tolerable for others.
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Anthony Robbins
It is in your moments of decision that your life is shaped. Develop your decision-making muscles.
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William Congreve
Men are apt to offend ('tis true) where they find most goodness to forgive.
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Victor Hugo, Les Miserables
Nothing discernable to the eye of the spirit is more brilliant or obscure than man; nothing is more formidible, complex, mysterious, and infinite. There is a prospect greater than the sea, and it is the sky; there is a prospect greater than the sky, and it is the human soul.
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