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A random selection of fabulous
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Random Funny Quotes - 186
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Hugh Elliott, Standing Room Only weblog, 05-01-04
If there’s one thing I know it’s God does love a good joke.
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Jimmy Carter
War may sometimes be a necessary evil. But no matter how necessary, it is always an evil, never a good. We will not learn how to live together in peace by killing each other's children.
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Ben Hecht
Trying to determine what is going on in the world by reading newspapers is like trying to tell the time by watching the second hand of a clock.
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Eric Sevareid
Dealing with network executives is like being nibbled to death by ducks.
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Victor Hugo
The first symptom of love in a young man is timidity in a girl boldness.
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Cyrus H. Curtis
There are two kinds of men who never amount to much: those who cannot do what they are told and those who can do nothing else.
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Sir Winston Churchill
It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations.
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B. J. Gupta
Keep controlling morality of others. Yours will be automatically taken care of.
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J. R. R. Tolkien
His house was perfect, whether you liked food, or sleep, or work, or story-telling, or singing, or just sitting and thinking, best, or a pleasant mixture of them all.
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William Shakespeare
In peace there's nothing so becomes a man as modest stillness and humility.
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Thomas Fuller
Be not extravagantly high in expression of thy commendations of men thou likest, it may make the hearer's stomach rise.
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Thomas Fuller
If it were not for hope, the heart would break.
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