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Oprah Winfrey
If you neglect to recharge a battery, it dies. And if you run full speed ahead without stopping for water, you lose momentum to finish the race.
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John Pierpoint Morgan
A man generally has two reasons for doing a thing.
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Lyndon B. Johnson
I'm tired. I'm tired of feeling rejected by the American people. I'm tired of waking up in the middle of the night worrying about the war.
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Ted Turner
If I only had a little humility, I'd be perfect.
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Ogden Nash
Progress might have been all right once, but it has gone on too long.
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Brendan Francis
No man can discover his own talents.
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Bertrand Russell
When one admits that nothing is certain one must, I think, also admit that some things are much more nearly certain than others.
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Robert E. Lee
It is well that war is so terrible, or we should grow too fond of it.
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Clifford Bax
No one becomes forty without incredulity and a sense of outrage.
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Author Unknown
Most people pay too much for the things they get for nothing.
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Alan Alda
It's too bad I'm not as wonderful a person as people say I am, because the world could use a few people like that.
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Rig Veda
Wake up with one mind, my friends, and kindle the fire, you many who share the same nest. Make your thoughts harmonious stretch them on the loom make a ship whose oars will carry us across.
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