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Edward Bulwer-Lytton
Refuse to be ill. Never tell people you are ill never own it to yourself. Illness is one of those things which a man should resist on principle.
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Henry Ward Beecher
Every artist dips his brush in his own soul, and paints his own nature into his pictures.
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John Stuart Mill
Popular opinions, on subjects not palpable to sense, are often true, but seldom or never the whole truth.
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William Shakespeare
Nothing will come of nothing.
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Henry Miller
The aim of life is to live, and to live means to be aware, joyously drunkenly, serenely, divinely aware.
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Lee Iacocca
People want economy and they will pay any price to get it.
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Art Hoppe
If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?
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Ken Thompson
When in doubt, use brute force
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Loren
Like the herd animals we are, we sniff warily at the strange one among us.
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Cicero
He removes the greatest ornament of friendship, who takes away from it respect.
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Mickey Rooney
You always pass failure on the way to success.
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Farmers\' Almanac
To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.
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