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William Shakespeare
My salad days, When I was green in judgment.
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Abbie Hoffman
Revolution is not something fixed in ideology, nor is it something fashioned to a particular decade. It is a perpetual process embedded in the human spirit.
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Theodosia Garrison
At first cock-crow the ghosts must go Back to their quiet graves below.
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W. Somerset Maugham
At a dinner party one should eat wisely but not too well, and talk well but not too wisely.
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Milton Friedman
Governments never learn. Only people learn.
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Friedrich Nietzsche
Every extension of knowledge arises from making the conscious the unconscious.
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Don Marquis
Honesty is a good thing, but it is not profitable to its possessor unless it is kept under control.
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William Davis
The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for 5 seconds and think for 10 minutes.
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Scott Adams, The Dilbert Future
You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.
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Bill Cosby
The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
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Michel de Montaigne
There are some defeats more triumphant than victories.
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Jimmy Swaggart
Sex education classes in our public schools are promoting incest.
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