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Gloria Shayne, Title of song (1961)
Goodbye cruel world.
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Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire
History is fables agreed upon.
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Napoleon I
Four hostile newspapers are more to be feared than a thousand bayonets.
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Thomas Pickering
In archaeology you uncover the unknown. In diplomacy you cover the known.
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Steven Wright
If God dropped acid, would he see people?
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Abraham Lincoln, in a letter to J. M. Cutts, October 26, 1863
Quarrel not at all. No man resolved to make the most of himself can spare time for personal contention.
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Travis Walton
The truth, of course, is that a billion falsehoods told a billion times by a billion people are still false.
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George Bernard Shaw
In this world there is always danger for those who are afraid of it.
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Frederick The Great
If my soldiers were to begin to think, not one would remain in the ranks.
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C. S. Lewis
I believe in God like I believe in the sun, not because I can see it, but because of it all things are seen.
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William Makepeace Thackeray
Attacking is the only secret. Dare and the world always yields or if it beats you sometimes, dare it again and it will succumb.
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Maureen Murphy
The reason there are so few female politicians is that it is too much trouble to put makeup on two faces.
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