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Alexis Carrel
The first duty of society is to give each of its members the possibility of fulfilling his destiny. When it becomes incapable of performing this duty it must be transformed.
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Aristotle
To perceive is to suffer.
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Bob Newhart
Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on.
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Gertrude Stein
Everybody knows if you are too careful you are so occupied in being careful that you are sure to stumble over something.
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Lee Iacocca
Do you want me to tell you something really subversive Love is everything it's cracked up to be. That's why people are so cynical about it. . . . It really is worth fighting for, being brave for, risking everything for. And the trouble is, if you don't risk anything, you risk even more.
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Pablo Neruda
Es tan corto el amor, y tan largo el olvido. (Love is so short, and forgetting is so long.)
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Will Rogers
Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.
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Kurt Vonnegut, Breakfast of Champions
The chief weapon of sea pirates, however, was their capacity to astonish. Nobody else could believe, until it was too late, how heartless and greedy they were.
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Douglas Adams
One of the many major problems with governing people is that of whom you get to do it; or rather of who manages to get people to let them do it to them: It is a well known fact, that those people who most want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it. Anyone who is capable of getting themselves into a position of power should on no account be allowed to do the job. Another problem with governing people is people.
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Sir Winston Churchill
To build may have to be the slow and laborious task of years. To destroy can be the thoughtless act of a single day.
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Titus Livius
Men are only clever at shifting blame from their own shoulders to those of others.
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John V. Politis
We come and go just like ripples in a stream.
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