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Random Funny Quotes - 61
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Sally Berger
You never saw a fish on the wall with its mouth shut.
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Vincent Canby, The New York Times, November 11, 1984
America, meaning mostly the United States, is not an easy concept to comprehend. It may be appropriate that it was discovered by a Genoese sailor, in the service of the Spanish crown, looking for some place else and that, for the next half-century, it was treated as a geological impediment to be gotten through or around in order to reach some far more profitable other side.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
None of us will ever accomplish anything excellent or commanding except when he listens to this whisper which is heard by him alone.
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Tony Kanal
I check myself every day just to make sure this is the same person.
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Benjamin Franklin
Experience is a dear teacher, but fools will learn at no other.
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Rich Cook
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
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Chinese proverb
A thorn defends the rose, harming only those who would steal the blossom.
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Macduff
Prejudice is the conjurer of imaginary wrongs, strangling truth, overpowering reason, making strong men weak and weak men weaker. God give us the large hearted charity which bearth all things, believe all things, hope all things, endure all things, which thinks no evil.
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Oscar Wilde
Society produces rogues, and education makes one rogue cleverer than another.
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Rudyard Kipling
We have forty million reasons for failure, but not a single excuse.
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Harold Walker
When you read history it is quite astonishing to discover that there never was a day when men thought times were really good. Every generation in history has been haunted by the feeling of crisis.
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George Bernard Shaw
There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem.
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