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William Punshon
Cowardice asks: Is it safe? Expediency asks: Is it politic? But Conscience asks: Is it right?
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Cicero
There is no being of any race who, if he finds the proper guide, cannot attain to virtue.
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Stephen Ambrose
During the Second World War, the Germans took four years to build the Atlantic Wall. On four beaches it held up the Allies for about an hour at Omaha it held up the U.S. for less than one day. The Atlantic Wall must therefore be regarded as one of the greatest blunders in military history.
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Benjamin Franklin
They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.
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Smiley Blanton
It is easier to talk about money -- and much easier to talk about sex -- than it is to talk about power. People who have it deny it people who want it do not want to appear to hunger for it and people who engage in its machinations do so secretly.
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Rose Walker
Have you even been in love Horrible, isn't it It makes you so vulnrable. It opens your chest and it opens your heart and it means someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses. You build up this whole armor, for years, so nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different from any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life...You give them a piece of you. They don't ask for it. They do something dumb one day like kiss you, or smile at you, and then your life isn't your own anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. It eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so a simple phrase like 'maybe we should just be friends' or 'how very perceptive' turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. It's a soul-hurt, a body-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love.
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Brad Hull
I'm not dumb enough to be a goalie.
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Mark Twain
It could probably be show by facts and figures that there is no distinctively native American criminal class except Congress.
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Euripides
Man's most valuable trait Is a judicious sense of what not to believe.
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Patricia Neal
A strong positive mental attitude will create more miracles than any wonder drug.
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Mark Twain
Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear, and the blind can read.
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George McGovern
The Establishment center ... has led us into the stupidest and cruelest war in all history. That war is a moral and political disaster -- a terrible cancer eating away at the soul of our nation.
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