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Lenny Bruce
Take away the right to say fuck and you take away the right to say fuck the government.
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Walter Gagehot
A great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
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Mary Baker Eddy, Science and Health with Key to the Scriptures
Love inspires, illuminates, designates and leads the way.
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Lucius Annaeus Seneca
The soul has this proof of its divinity that divine things delight in it.
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Henry Elliot
If its sanity you are after there is no recipe like laughter.
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Gore Vidal
Never have children, only grandchildren.
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Aesop
Little friends may prove great friends.
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Barbara DeAngelis
Watch out for the fellow who talks about putting things in order Putting things in order always means getting other people under your control.
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John Dryden
Happy the man, and happy he alone, He, who can call to-day his own He who, secure within, can say, To-morrow do thy worst, for I have lived today.
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Gamal Abdel Nasser
People do not want words-they want the sound of battle ... the battle of destiny.
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Pliny the Elder
In comparing various authors with one another, I have discovered that some of the gravest and latest writers have transcribed, word for word, from former works, without making acknowledgment.
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Oscar Wilde
About foxhunting: The unspeakable chasing the uneatable.
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