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Random Funny Quotes - 62
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Charles Lindbergh
I realized that If I had to choose, I would rather have birds than airplanes.
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Cynthia Heimel
When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line between being brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth. So what the hell, leap.
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Latin Proverb
The doctor is to be feared more than the disease.
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Confucius
Ignorance is the night of the mind, but a night without moon and star.
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Mickey Mouse
Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your shoes.
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Theodore Roosevelt
The best executive is one who has sense enough to pick good people to do what he wants done, and self-restraint enough to keep from meddling with them while they do it.
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Dan Quayle
Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child.
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John Stuart Mill
War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse. The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself.
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Frederick Langbridge
Two men look out through the same bars One sees the mud and one the stars.
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E. F. Schumacher
Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius -- and a lot of courage -- to move in the opposite direction.
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Robert A. Humphrey
An undefined problem has an infinite number of solutions.
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M. Scott Peck
Everything that happens in life is there to aid our spiritual growth.
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