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A random selection of fabulous
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Random Funny Quotes - 11
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Dick Allen
If a cow can't eat it, I don't want to play on it.
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William Safire
No one flower can ever symbolize this nation. America is a bouquet.
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Jules Renard
I am not sincere, even when I say I am not.
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Eric Idle
At least one way of measuring the freedom of any society is the amount of comedy that is permitted, and clearly a healthy society permits more satirical comment than a repressive, so that if comedy is to function in some way as a safety release then it must obviously deal with these taboo areas. This is part of the responsibility we accord our licensed jesters, that nothing be excused the searching light of comedy. If anything can survive the probe of humour it is clearly of value, and conversely all groups who claim immunity from laughter are claiming special privileges which should not be granted.
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Rachel Blanchard
The child gets two confusing messages when a parent tells him which is the right fork to use, and then proceeds to use the wrong one. So does the child who listens to parents bicker and fuss, yet is told to be nice to his brothers and sisters.
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Sir Winston Churchill
A love of tradition has never weakened a nation, indeed it has strengthened nations in their hour of peril but the new view must come, the world must roll forward.
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Marcus Tullius Cicero, On Duties I
For no phase of life, whether public or private, whether in business or in the home, whether one is working on what concerns oneself alone or dealing with another, can be without its moral duty; on the discharge of such duties depends all that is morally right, and on their neglect all that is morally wrong in life.
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Hermann Hesse
The man of power is ruined by power, the man of money by money, the submissive man by subservience, the pleasure seeker by pleasure.
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Joseph Murphy
We go where our vision is.
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William Shakespeare
Truth is truth To the end of reckoning.
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Martin Luther King, Jr.
We will have to repent in this generation not merely for the hateful words and actions of the bad people but for the appalling silence of the good people.
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Benjamin Disraeli
Nurture your mind with great thoughts; to believe in the heroic makes heroes.
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