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Zig Ziglar
You don't pay the price for success. You enjoy the price for success.
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Ernest Rutherford
You should never bet against anything in science at odds of more than about 10-12 to 1.
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William Shakespeare
Suspicion always haunts the guilty mind; the thief doth fear each bush an officer.
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Anon.
Lat Love me faithfullySee how I am faithfulWith all my heartAnd all my soulI am with youThough I am far away.
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Ambrose Bierce
Barometer, n. An ingenious instrument which indicates what kind of weather we are having.
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Samuel Johnson
He who praises everybody, praises nobody.
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D. H. Lawrence
I have never seen a wild thing feel sorry for itself. A little bird will fall dead, frozen from a bough, without ever having felt sorry for itself.
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George J. Seidel
The ability to relate and to connect, sometimes in odd and yet striking fashion, lies at the very heart of any creative use of the mind, no matter in what field or discipline.
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Fletcher Knebel
Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.
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Arthur Brisbane
Get away from the crowd when you can. Keep yourself to yourself, if only for a few hours daily.
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Tom Masson
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists life would be one long Congressional Record.
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Jonathan Swift
I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing.
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