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Dwight D. Eisenhower
I like to believe that people in the long run are going to do more to promote peace than our governments. Indeed, I think that people want peace so much that one of these days governments had better get out of the way and let them have it.
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Paul Graham, September 2004
Dressing up is inevitably a substitute for good ideas. It is no coincidence that technically inept business types are known as suits.
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William Shakespeare
This royal throne of kings, this sceptred isle, This earth of majesty, this seat of Mars, This other Eden, demi-paradise, This fortress built by Nature for herself Against infection and the hand of war, This happy breed of men, this little world, This precious stone set in the silver sea, Which serves it in the office of a wall Or as a moat defensive to a house, Against the envy of less happier lands,-- This blessed plot, this earth, this realm, this England.
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Jewish Proverb
If God lived on earth, people would break his windows.
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Thomas Jefferson
We confide in our strength, without boasting of it; we respect that of others, without fearing it.
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Philip Sheridan
If I owned Texas and Hell, I would rent out Texas and live in Hell.
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George Washington Carver
I hold before you my hand with each finger standing erect and alone, and as long as they are held thus, not one of the tasks that the hand may preform can be accomplished. I cannot lift. I cannot grasp. I cannot hold. I cannot even make an intelligible sign until my fingers organize and work together. In this we should also learn a lesson.
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Abraham Lincoln
You may deceive all the people part of the time, and part of the people all the time, but not all the people all the time.
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George Bernard Shaw
There is only one universal passion fear.
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Anne Frank
Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right paths, but the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands.
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Jean-Jacques Rousseau
Falsehood has an infinity of combinations, but truth has only one mode of being.
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Donald Robert Perry Marquis
An idea isn't responsible for the people who believe in it.
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